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  • In Search of Tyler Perry

    If you run across Tyler Perry, please tell him to contact me. I have an idea for a new TV show—featuring my family! My family definitely belongs on a T.P. show!

  • My Empire of Dirt

    What have I become?
    My sweetest friend
    Everyone I know goes away
    In the end
    And you could have it all
    My empire of dirt
    I will let you down
    I will make you hurt

  • Sunny Black

    It seems like the worst thing you can do to Sunny Hustlin’ is call her white. She wants to be black so bad! I’m willing to bet she got called “white girl” so much growing up that she still has nightmares to this day. It’s OK, Sunny; no one will take your black-card away. It is about as useful as S&H Green Stamps.

  • Have the Conversations

    Women, please talk to your man! Tell him what you like, what you want, and what you need. Have the conversations. That way, you give him a chance to run like hell and get away from your crazy a**!

  • May You Have the Life…

    May you have the life you deserve—bi*ch!